schlubbard

A lazy tongued individual who has a hard time formulating words.

I wish i was fat, it would give me reason to talk like a schlubbard.

schlubbard by perpendicular November 28, 2013

Schlubbatuchus 

A poorly dressed fat person.

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.

Schlubbatuchus by Schlubbatuchus51 April 1, 2017

schlumberdoodle 

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

schlobberdonkey 

To the point of being well under the influence of alchohol.

Sean and Colin found Matthew completely schlobberdonkeyed after they had visited CoCo Bongo's and a long night of heavy drinking.

schlobberdonkey by Sean Young, Colin Stingley April 11, 2007

schlubbag 

A schlub who vapes and considers getting gages. Basically a cross between a douchebag and a schlub

Check this Russ guy out, getting his last vape in for the night.
He's a total schlubbag!

schlubbag by Iben Wakenoff July 31, 2018

schlubbermuffin

A term of affection representing a combination of the words schlub, blubber and, muffin used to describe a fat, lazy, yet adorable living creature.

I'd make my dog go outside for a walk, but he's being such a schlubbermuffin that I can't bear to make him move off the couch.

schlubbermuffin by 42RedLetters January 30, 2022

schlubber

The act of driving on an interstate, while exerting maximum force in the engine of your vehicle, and standing out of the sunroof and exerting fecal matter out of the sunroof and it hits the car behind u lol

“This guy is on our ass! Yo Micheal give him a schlubber!”

schlubber by Bryant Fanney April 5, 2024