schlozkied

Schlozkied ( Sh-LAW-z-KEYED): An adjective describing how high/wasted you are.

Dude 1: “Bro how are you feeling?”
Dude 2: “I’m pretty schlozkied right now. “

by Racccccccccc September 3, 2021

schlonkied

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

schlotzkied

adj; when someone is totally wasted, drunk, hammered, trashed, etc

Three-minor-Michael was totally schlotzkied the other night!!

by esmerelda45 July 22, 2007

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010