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schlotzkied

adj; when someone is totally wasted, drunk, hammered, trashed, etc
Three-minor-Michael was totally schlotzkied the other night!!
by esmerelda45 July 22, 2007
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schlonkied

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
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schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall
Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.
by fliip3 January 21, 2022
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schlozkied

Schlozkied ( Sh-LAW-z-KEYED): An adjective describing how high/wasted you are.
Dude 1: “Bro how are you feeling?”
Dude 2: “I’m pretty schlozkied right now. “
by Racccccccccc September 3, 2021
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