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schlonkied 

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Wasted out of your mind!
Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
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schlotzkied • schlozkied • schlonkied • schlorkied

schlorkied

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Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall
Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.
schlorkied by fliip3 January 21, 2022
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schlozkied

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Schlozkied ( Sh-LAW-z-KEYED): An adjective describing how high/wasted you are.
Dude 1: “Bro how are you feeling?”
Dude 2: “I’m pretty schlozkied right now. “
schlozkied by Racccccccccc September 3, 2021
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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mickey mousing

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026
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