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shlozzed 

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"
shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

Schnozzle 

A Schnozzle is when you sneeze and a large amount of snot (also known as bogies or nasal mucus) is produced from this sneeze, either into a tissue or into your own hands. This is not regarded as classy in the upper class world.
"Ewwww Don't sit next to John! He just Schnozzled!
Schnozzle by Doddeh June 10, 2013

schnozzle 

Noun.
Informal slang for nose.

Words derived from schnozzle:
snozz
schnozzola

See also:
hooter
honker
A: *punches B in face*
B: You made my schnozzle bleed!
schnozzle by Lynn December 13, 2004

Schlozzle 

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.
Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

Schmazzled 

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos
Schmazzled by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

schnozzled 

the concept of being totally mashed from any intoxicating substances
'Damn Kate, i'm so frickin' schnozzled!'
schnozzled by Sdrz. February 26, 2008