schlorkied
Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.
schlorkied by fliip3 January 21, 2022
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schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
Related Words
schlorkied • schlonkied • schlozkied • schlorking • schloaked • Schlocked • schlocked out • Schlookie • schlotzkied • Schmorked
cock schlocked
cock schlocked by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008
Schnorked
When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.
Schnorked by Austin Weird August 21, 2009
schlozkied
schlozkied by Racccccccccc September 3, 2021
schlorking
i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above
ii) The sound described above
schlorking by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009
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