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schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall
Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.
schlorkied by fliip3 January 21, 2022
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schlonkied 

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

cock schlocked 

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina
...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!
cock schlocked by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008
when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water
oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!
schloaked by k8ster April 3, 2009

Schnorked 

The act or intention of getting some action late at night when your partner is asleep.
When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.
Schnorked by Austin Weird August 21, 2009

schlozkied

Schlozkied ( Sh-LAW-z-KEYED): An adjective describing how high/wasted you are.
Dude 1: “Bro how are you feeling?”
Dude 2: “I’m pretty schlozkied right now. “
schlozkied by Racccccccccc September 3, 2021

schlorking 

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above
Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!
schlorking by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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