schlotzsky

a slutty jew who often slobs on the knob

"yo laines such a schlotzsky"
"dude i know. she was all over my rod last night"

by lickadick69 July 12, 2014

schlotzsky

"Funny Name Serious Sandwhich" people
A place to buy a good sandwhich.

Hey me and Shawn durkin just went to Schlotzsky's for a good sandwhich

by Shawn Durkin February 23, 2008

schlotzsky's

a great place that has an awesome original

schlotzsky's is in orange county and Austin, mainly in the southwest/middle of the Unites States

make their own bread

by zac g. May 28, 2008

Scottsville Schlotzsky

When a male dips his testicles into honey mustard sauce, shoves his nuts into a woman's mouth, and, while she sucks the sauce off of his coin purse, he ejaculates up her nose. This must be performed while at a fast food establishment. There are extra bonus points if done while the restaurant is open, and customers are inside.

Listen to this dude...Last night, Jennifer let me do the Scottsville Schlotzsky on her in the dining room after closing! It was the greatest!

by cheezeness August 26, 2010