When a male dips his testicles into honey mustard sauce, shoves his nuts into a woman's mouth, and, while she sucks the sauce off of his coin purse, he ejaculates up her nose. This must be performed while at a fast food establishment. There are extra bonus points if done while the restaurant is open, and customers are inside.

Listen to this dude...Last night, Jennifer let me do the Scottsville Schlotzsky on her in the dining room after closing! It was the greatest!

Scottsville Schlotzsky by cheezeness August 26, 2010

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shlotzky

a Polish cock

Gabe: Can you believe that guy doesn't know how to change a lightbulb,

Steven: Yeah, he's a fuckin shlotzky.

shlotzky by Steven R. Sanchez May 28, 2009

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Schmotzky

A male dog who fornicates with a male cat.

Or
Someone who tries to lick farts out of a butthole.

“Get out from under there you schmotzky”

Schmotzky by Schmotzkylover May 27, 2018

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schlotzky

a word for anything in the world. like if you can't think of a word you'd just say "schlotzki". i.e. fish

yeah, i just bought a bunch of...um...schlotzki.

schlotzky by Libby, Emily & Sarah June 15, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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