schlotsky

When a Jewish woman gets fucked in the ass.

Damn Mrs. Steinburger just got schlotskyed.

by Jmsacks March 4, 2018

schlouski

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.

Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!

by bradcypherex March 30, 2009

schlotzsky

a slutty jew who often slobs on the knob

"yo laines such a schlotzsky"
"dude i know. she was all over my rod last night"

by lickadick69 July 12, 2014

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

schlokyshocysisdedrolimunian

You use this word after spam pinging somebody in discord, calling them a insert racial slur, then asking for a favor.

@Jaonq
@Jaonq
You little misspelled "ginger"
You homerwackin schlokyshocysisdedrolimunian

by Scratchenchritudibourgeoise April 4, 2022

Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

by Gregory May 20, 2004