schlongting

the name of ones member when it is of a large proportion. Often the propiortor of the extremely large penis is called shane.

Hey did you see that shane dude with his wanger out at the party last night.
Yer, he's got a schlongting!

by mralnighty January 14, 2011

Schmongdingle

Predominantly used in cod by Sub1imity to describe people being shit on in cod.

Did you see that? I just schmongdingled that kid across the map.

by TKola August 27, 2017

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

by shwingybones May 13, 2022

Schlongdonging

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

by TakeABite May 22, 2015

schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.

Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"

by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schlounging

'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.

also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'

after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.

by blickensderfer November 7, 2007