adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk
A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.
A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.
Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.
I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.
I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.
by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011
Get the Schlobbed mug.To eat with extreme verve and panache. To really slap on the proverbial feed bag. Usually best accomplished at local restaurants featuring a buffet or an "all you can eat" event.
Dude, I really slobbed at the buffet last night. It was harsh; Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, shaved, and shat like an animal!
by Carl De Riot September 24, 2007
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Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.
by asouth August 5, 2007
Get the schloshed mug.When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
Get the schlonged mug.To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
by googoobear October 12, 2008
Get the Schlopped mug.According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
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