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Similar to a Facepalm, only a brick is in your hand. It is considered to be the equivalent of 10 facepalms in the right situation
I lost my job, my girlfriend and I just got diagnosed for leukemia. *Facebrick*
by AlexThePyro January 07, 2011

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adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.
Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.
by AlexThePyro July 06, 2011

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