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To eat with extreme verve and panache. To really slap on the proverbial feed bag. Usually best accomplished at local restaurants featuring a buffet or an "all you can eat" event.
Dude, I really slobbed at the buffet last night. It was harsh; Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, shaved, and shat like an animal!
slobbed by Carl De Riot September 24, 2007
To get some good head

Kinda like in the song where it goes slob on my knob
You’re gonna get slobbed.

She slobbed me in my car dude.
Slobbed by Eve Whalen June 25, 2018

ur knob got slobbed 

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
ur knob got slobbed by Pnon2 January 27, 2010

Shlobberknocker 

A Person who is so intoxicated that they're drooling all over themselves, can no longer speak or comprehend reality.
Let's get shlobberknockered up
Shlobberknocker by MzHeythurr July 18, 2011

shlobbernog 

Extreme drunkeness.
Jacobi had one too many shots and beers, and uh oh, he got shlobbernogged.
shlobbernog by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016

slobbed her down 

He really slobbed her down.
slobbed her down by 6Feet5 March 24, 2016