Schlobbering
To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.
Schlobbering by Schlobbering December 2, 2018
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schlobberknockered
schlobberknockered by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004
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slobbering Jabba tongue
The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.
1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.
2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.
2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.
slobbering Jabba tongue by Chad Valiant February 3, 2004
slobbering
1. In a certain gentleman's club named Wiggles, there is a plethora of slobbering penises.
2. "Oh my dear God, his penis just slobbered all over me."
2. "Oh my dear God, his penis just slobbered all over me."
slobbering by drooling penis January 19, 2009
you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
Schlobberknockered
Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.
Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!
Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
Schlobberknockered by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006
schloberin'
generally meaning doing useless jobs or activities, either to waste time or to look busy. Taken from the west of ireland (swinford.
schloberin' by rowlpooch May 10, 2009
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