schlitts

Excessive and often burningly painful diaherria.

When Kenny had the schlitts fire literally came out of his ass!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

Schitts creek

all of the best sitcoms but make it a canadian and gay

why would i watch the office when schitts creek exists

by ewdavid January 2, 2021

schlitter

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter

shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter

by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019

schlittle

Little penis

Antonym of schlong

girl: lemme see your schlong
boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

mason schlitt

a guy with a giga chad body and a massive cock

look at mason schlitt he’s pulling all the bitches

by hotcunt August 24, 2021

Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.

1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."

by Jsneezy June 10, 2009

Schlittler

(noun) German derived term involving a male on the receiving end of a double penetration sex act.

Cody's asshole is red raw from the Schlittler he received from the two Quadroon's upstairs.

by Bruce Pellitt February 26, 2008