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Schlitterbahn 

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
Schlitterbahn by Jsneezy June 10, 2009

Schlitterbahn Sausage 

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.
Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

schlitterbon

That incredible feeling you get after taking a humongous shit... feels kinda tingly
Dude i just had incredible schlitterbon i even had some pre schlit

Schlitterbahned 

1. To have had the preconceived notion to become intoxicated (verb)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)
1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?

Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1

2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.

Schlitterbaun 

When I went down on that hot chick i gave her a schlitterbaun.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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