schliny 

having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing

Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny

schliny by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

schligy 

Replacement for “shit” coined by the almighty @zman_spongebob

Zach: “Bruh I need to take a fat schligy....”
Miku: “Shut the fuck up with that bull schligy!!!”

schligy by Brokeboyluke April 22, 2019

schlinin 

Originally crafted by the illustrious @dantalents and colloquially used within the CrewDat and ToKyMonGrey Mario Kart communities, schlinin is the art of the immaculate drift, shell, and shroom of the opposition.

Did ya see that!? Jerk Chiken be schlinin all over dem fools! He be a schlinin God!

schlinin by The Kirkle March 9, 2018

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

Schlinglebobbing by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

Schling schlong 

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

Schling schlong by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schlingy 

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.

Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.

schlingy by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

schling 

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

schling by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021