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Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.
Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me
Schlinglebobbing by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

Schling schlong 

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
Schling schlong by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schlingy 

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.
Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.
schlingy by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006
A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong
Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(
schling by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Schlingel 

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you
"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole
Schlingel by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014

Schlinger Schlonger 

The expression of the term “massive dick”
“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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