schlimp 

Actively attempting to make your semen bloody.

"Hey, Ron, did you hear how James schlimped all over Sarah last night?

schlimp by Pentagangrene March 15, 2023

Schlime 

A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.

"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"

Schlime by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020

schimpfed 

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project."
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

schimpfed by Æ December 9, 2008

Schlampe 

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

fat schlump 

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019

Schlampus 

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

Schlampus by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009