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Jumbo Schleechum 

Jumbo Schleechum is a slang term used to describe the physical and habitual characteristics of a large, nasty, smelly, hairy, whorish, mammoth of a woman. A Jumbo schleechum is not as bad as a Yetti but far worse than your average band nerd.
I got drunk at this redneck bar in the middle of no where. When i woke the next morning, I had a phone number in my pocket. I called the number and the person on the other end sounded like a man and here name was Bosefis. This woman, Bosefis, could quite possibly, and most definetely be a Jumbo Schleechum.
A slut that looks like a fucking ugly ass sheep and will do anything for sex as long as she keeps a sheep in the room to watch
Bro I met this total schleet last night and we went down, but something licked my butthole while going down on her
Schleet by Royaltheft851 April 22, 2019

schlength 

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.
my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha
schlength by russ's_gf March 17, 2004
To schleeting is simply to ejaculate.
Ricky: man i schleeted all over that girl last night
Schleet by AThottyRapper July 19, 2018

Schluck on the schleet 

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.
"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

schleeter 

A voce principale at my school who has the first name Gideon and I lol every time I here this
-Dr schleeter- HEY be quiet

-me- okay GIDEON!!
-me- hahahahhahaha
:/
schleeter by anonymous September 15, 2022