schlemo

Someone who acts like a douche bag; a big chub.

Dude, that guy just stole my McCree and Soldier 76 picks. What a schlemo.

Your friend didn't even top score. What a schlemo.

by DrPizzazz June 17, 2017

schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

shlemo

Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.

While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.

by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008

schemometer

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

Schlomo

A jew

Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels

by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021

Schleronied

To be schleronied is to be ‘shreked’ In a form of way that’s very sad for the shrekee but for the shreker it’s good - it’s only useful in the Uncle Hunkle

Ohh, my uncle is such a hunkle - haha schleronied!

by dinky__donk December 29, 2017