schlaps

to say that something slaps or is bangin

wow this music video schlaps

by n1gwad June 4, 2020

Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010

Schnapsterbate

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.

You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010

schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

schnapschat

Embarrassing drunk texts or drunk selfies

Well, you know when you're drunk and you send the text that you never should send...or worst the picture...it can be also someone who took a picture of you when you're drunk and posted it.
That is a Schnapschat instant !

by Mongolak April 15, 2015

Schlapperhippel

To undertake research or analysis, but not follow up on any of the outcomes or recommendations.

To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.

by Retchid August 23, 2018

schnaps

German word for liquor.

Has much alcohol in it!

Prost! Kipp den Schnaps auf Ex, du oller Schlucker!

by Nils April 29, 2004