Schnapsterbate 

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.

You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

Schnapsterbate by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010

snapsterbate 

When you love snapchat so much you constantly have to update it with pictures and videos of everything you do.

"Logan was on his phone the whole time we hung out yesterday" . "yeah he really likes to snapsterbate"

snapsterbate by Log_dog_ July 4, 2016