Schlankly

The Sexual Act of taking a dump on a Persons Chest then rubbing your Penis in it and then having sex

Johnny just got out of the shower, Billy then gave him a Schlankly

Schlankly by anonymous February 23, 2024

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

Shlanky 

An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.

A wooden plank is quite Shlanky

Shlanky by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schwanky 

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

Schwanky by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk 

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.

Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022