Schlankly

The Sexual Act of taking a dump on a Persons Chest then rubbing your Penis in it and then having sex

Johnny just got out of the shower, Billy then gave him a Schlankly

by anonymous February 23, 2024

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

Shlanky

An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.

A wooden plank is quite Shlanky

by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schwanky

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.

Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022