schfuck

Basically fuck but with such a flair that even you can't handle it. It's simply schfuck; beyond comprehension.

Schfuck, that bitch's ass is too fine.

schfuck by Haywood Jablome May 31, 2004

Schfuck

A Schmuck who is so bad that you don’t give a shit or a fuck about.

I always thought that Josh was just a schmuck, but after the antics he pulled last nighy, he is really a schfuck.

Schfuck by $waggyT February 24, 2019

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

schmuckbag 

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Schmuck 

Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot

Luke, you're a schmuck!

Schmuck by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019

Schucki 

The act of shitting and missing the toilet, or shitting in an area where you shouldn't

I was so drunk last night that I fell off the toilet and did a schucki on the bathroom floor.

Schucki by Spubman July 16, 2019

schmuckturd 

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

schmuckturd by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019