PieCrustEater's definitions

schmuckturd

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019

Kiddush club

a slang term applied to an informal group of Jewish adults who congregate during the Sabbath prayer services to make kiddush over wine or liquor, and socialize. Traditionally it has been a male-bonding experience.

JEW 1: "ready for Kiddush Club?"
JEW 2: "Yaakoff, get the Henny, yeshiva, reveal your garments at once!"

by PieCrustEater May 15, 2020

bingooch

Sir Bingooch is the world's best goochmacher, he is the founder and CEO of Bingoochenmacher & CO.

Girl: Which goochmacher should I go to, to get the highest quality gooch?
other girl: Sir Bingooch has the best gooch in all the land

by PieCrustEater May 17, 2020

Bingoochenmacher & CO.

company founded by sir bingooch the goochmacher.

specializes in the machering (selling) of world class gooch.
Ranked #1 in the world for highest quality gooch

anybody who wants to buy some good gooch should go to Bingoochenmacher & CO.

by PieCrustEater May 17, 2020

bris

the religious ritual of the circumcision of a newborn boy on the 8th day of his life

it's time for yaakoffs bris!

by PieCrustEater May 17, 2020

macher

pronounced <Makher>

lit. a person who makes stuff
general application. a person who creates the highest class of items

Bingooch is a macher of gooch

by PieCrustEater May 31, 2020

goochmacher

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>

he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher

by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020