Schnuck

When you sneeze and you pee a little.

There I was sitting in class and I had to sneeze. Damn! I just schnucked myself.

by Surfacerust September 16, 2022

schnuck

German. An expression without any meaning which is included in everyday conversations to see how the other person reacts. First used in the "titanic" magazine and adapted by readers.

Ja, stimmt - aber auch schnuck, oder?
(Yes, right - but also schnuck, isn't it?)

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Schmuck

Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot

Luke, you're a schmuck!

by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019

Schucki

The act of shitting and missing the toilet, or shitting in an area where you shouldn't

I was so drunk last night that I fell off the toilet and did a schucki on the bathroom floor.

by Spubman July 16, 2019

Schnickelfritz

The word "schnickelfritz" is a term of endearment of uncertain Germanic origin. It means something akin to 'rascal', 'scamp', or 'little chatterbox'. The word is usually used with children, but can also be used between others who are close with each other.

Also, Schnickel Fritz is a folklore character. Fritz was a rascally little boy. He also is mentioned in the Schnitzelbank song. (Google the song...I'm not chronicling it here.)

Johnny just played a trick on me and made me look silly; what a schnickelfritz!

To a child: Hurry and put your shoes on, Schnickelfritz!

by Rampant Andie May 18, 2011