As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.
One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.
Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.
The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the firstmove, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.
The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.
When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.