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schmuckturd 

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally
PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"
schmuckturd by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019
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schmucktard 

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.
I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.
schmucktard by lostaccident September 23, 2006
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schmucktard 

Primary:

1. Any teenage marketer who thinks the world revolves around himself; generally amateurish in their endeavors; puts others down but flips out when it's reversed back on him

Secondary:

2. Any poser, wannabe or rehasher

3. Serial refunders
Any schmucktard can take someone's report, read it and produce their own the following week.
schmucktard by IMBitchy March 20, 2011

schmuckitude 

The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.
Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.

OR

Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.
schmuckitude by HRBlock May 17, 2014

Shmucktard 

A hybrid of the word retard and shmuck, commonly used to describe sus peeps who need help mentally, this may include Karen's, Americans and year 7s
Jeez he is such a shmucktard
Shmucktard by shmucky joshuar June 3, 2021
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