schmuckbag
A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
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schmuckbag by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005
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schmuckbait
Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.
schmuckbait by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019
schmuckaluck
an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.
schmuckaluck by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009
schmuckatelli
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.
schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019
schmuckaluvich
Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.
That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
schmuckaluvich by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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