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schmuckbag 

A coworker who does nothing all day but play solitaire
while others work, this guy plays cards ALL day long
schmuckbag by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005

schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.
He's a royal schmuckbait.
schmuckbait by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

schmuckaluck 

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.
Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.
schmuckaluck by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

schmuckatelli 

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.
schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

schmuckaluvich 

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.
That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
schmuckaluvich by snappy2 March 31, 2008

SchmuckFace

A word for describing someone who makes a totally idiotic and inexcusable remark and deserves to have an adjective assigned to them.
"Heat was a terrible movie." "What the fuck? Heat is a GREAT movie." "Fuck you man, your a SchmuckFace."
SchmuckFace by Blades 28 February 24, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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