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n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.
Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!
by kdawg September 27, 2003
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selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.
by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019
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a type of currency in coin form
I was putting on my shoes this morning and I found a schmuckle in my right shoe. Liliya!
by Liliya Spivak February 24, 2008
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