by kdawg September 27, 2003

by Liliya Spivak February 24, 2008

My boyfriend is a schmuckle.
by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019

by Ralphie A Burcke November 29, 2011

by Aloggie September 25, 2011

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.
After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.
by Impudicus March 23, 2021

Person 1: "Hey, dude. I want you to meet my girlfriend from Southern California."
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"
by Clingymuffin88 January 14, 2024
