schmuckatelli
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.
schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019
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schmuckatelli by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019
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schmuckatelli
1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass
2. a slang term of endeerment between friends
2. a slang term of endeerment between friends
schmuckatelli by pre-wrap December 17, 2008
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schmuckatelli by hgykm October 5, 2018
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Joe Schmuckatelli by Joey ceee August 8, 2019
shmuckatellie
A person who is a total slacker, hack,fly by night, Lazy Employee with no work ethics, Employee whom does the bare minnimum to get by.
The shmuckatellie who used the rig (fire,ambulance,patrol car)last night did not restock the any supplies, and left trash everywhere, what a shmuckatellie!
shmuckatellie by Municipal Terms February 26, 2008
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