- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably

"damn, she's a justified scenester"

justified scenester by y0o0o0o0o0o0o August 8, 2009

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scenester

a person who tries very hard to fit the stereotype of a certain scene. often having to do with a specific genre of music emo.indie.punk.rock. dresses and acts in a prescribed fashion. image focused. vain.

they got all dressed up to hang out with their scenester friends.

all the scenesters love that band.

scenester by Anonymous April 8, 2003

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Absolute scenes

When something mental happens when all hope seems lost. Usually used in British football culture.

"OH MY GOD! MANCHESTER CITY HAVE SCORED- IN THE 96TH MINUTE OF EXTRA TIME"
"ABSOLUTE SCENES UNFOLDING AT THE ETIHAD!"

Absolute scenes by DontForgetYourLegs August 28, 2019

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schenectady snort

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....

Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

schenectady snort by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

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