Scenes

A happening that usually involves people going crazy.
Particularly in a football match

Person 1:How was the football match last night?
Person 2: It was scenes mate

by EvertonCunt October 13, 2015

Scenes

Primarily used in the world of football/soccer when an event occurs that causes the attending audience to absolutely lose their god damn minds.

Announcer: "SCENES AT THE LUZHNIKI STADIUM AS RUSSIA PULL AHEAD 2-0 OVER THE SAUDIS! THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE LID OFF THIS PLACE!"

by captainbone June 22, 2018

Scenes

A simpler term used to describe something bizarre, exciting or crazy. This may refer to a person/object or an event. Also a way of expressing emotions or feelings The word ‘mad’ is used to put emphasis on the term.

They were mad scenes last night!
Her outfit created scenes

There’s mad scenes on this track!
They’ll be scenes in this fixture

Scenes...

by Aux December 3, 2019

Scenes on toast

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.

Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!

by Callum Fraser, Dafydd March 13, 2017

Unreal Scenes

Scenes that have never been seen before and therefore seem to be unreal.

Adrian: Yo do you remember Gabe’s and Arnaud’s rave ? That was wild!

Davide: Yeah bro ! Unreal Scenes

by Eatspeedrecords August 7, 2022

Absolute scenes

When something mental happens when all hope seems lost. Usually used in British football culture.

"OH MY GOD! MANCHESTER CITY HAVE SCORED- IN THE 96TH MINUTE OF EXTRA TIME"
"ABSOLUTE SCENES UNFOLDING AT THE ETIHAD!"

by DontForgetYourLegs August 28, 2019

Bad Scenes

First used by Gareth Lewis to describe a night where police where called to eject men in their late twenties from an 18 year old girls birthday party....Bad Scenes!
The word has evolved to many things.

1) Describing events of an unpleasant nature.
2) Debauched goings on.
3) Unpleasant, yet entertaining acts of lunacy.
4) Antics instigated by drugs or alcohol.
5) Ugly bird/bloke.

"That bird you pulled last night.... Bad Scenes"

by Terrible Scenes October 15, 2008