schat

Dutch for "my love" or "darling".

"Hey schat, cava?" - Dutch for "Hey Love, you all right?"

by chaser April 23, 2005

schat

long for shit, just more personalized Austin style. Ya Baby!!!!

schat you a big fag

by James March 24, 2004

Schatting

Shitting in the toilet and chatting online at the same time.

I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.

by Daniel Haber February 02, 2009

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

Alisha Schat

1.)Amazing female. Practices Old School Badassery. Member of The Nipple Club. Plays the Drums like an awesome little fuck. Best Friend to Robyn. Likes Photography and Pokemon. Loves her some hardcore music. Lives in a man cave.

2.)Can also be used to describe any intense female motherfucker. If someone truly does not give a shit.... they are an Alisha Schat.

3.)To jump hug and wrap one's legs around the other person's waist.

"That girl was so cool, a real Alisha Schat...."
"Man, Katie was sure happy to see me today, she gave me an Alisha Schat..."

by alittlelullaby September 12, 2011