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Schatzle 

An annoying asshole.
A person who will eat ANYTHING off the ground.
A person obsessed with a Rubix Cube.
A person who is just a pain in your ass and life.
Shut up, Schatzle!
Don't act like such a Schatzle!
Put that stupid Rubix Cube away, Schatzle!
Schatzle, don't you dare eat that!
Schatzle by Miss sweater February 9, 2017

schatzie 

sweetheart in german, but also the most loving dog you'll ever find. she's a princess and a lap dog and she'll try to protect you from "bad guys" even though she's about a foot long and tiny.
That dog is such a schatzie!
schatzie by conniethegreat April 30, 2010
The term is used to relate to fundamental disagreement in a way where you do not reject a person, their beliefs, or values. You fundamentally disagree with them but at the same time respect who they are and what they believe.
John: "I believe 9/11 was an inside job, executed by the deep state"
Jack: "Schatze, my friend"
Schatze by _pegasus_ July 16, 2022

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] 

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack
my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

Schatzer 

Rash developed on your genitals after having prolonged sex.
Man, that Schatzer really hurts... But was so worth it!
Schatzer by Rehde926 February 7, 2012

Schatzie 

An amazing creature that can be found in the United States. It has been known to play the drums very well. Little is known about its ability to play instruments well. Some say it carries the A.I.D (Abby Infectious Decease) virus that causes it to make unnecessary sounds and noises. Most people will say that it is a solitary animal but can be found with an adorable asian. Schatzie has many different faces so it is hard to recognize it. It is a gentle loving animal that many can love and adore. It responds to its name if called loudly.
look it's Schatzie

or Hey Schatzie
Schatzie by bambi984060 December 30, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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