schatzie 

sweetheart in german, but also the most loving dog you'll ever find. she's a princess and a lap dog and she'll try to protect you from "bad guys" even though she's about a foot long and tiny.

That dog is such a schatzie!

schatzie by conniethegreat April 30, 2010

Schatzie 

An amazing creature that can be found in the United States. It has been known to play the drums very well. Little is known about its ability to play instruments well. Some say it carries the A.I.D (Abby Infectious Decease) virus that causes it to make unnecessary sounds and noises. Most people will say that it is a solitary animal but can be found with an adorable asian. Schatzie has many different faces so it is hard to recognize it. It is a gentle loving animal that many can love and adore. It responds to its name if called loudly.

look it's Schatzie

or Hey Schatzie

Schatzie by bambi984060 December 30, 2010

schatzi 

A German term of endearment literally meaning treasure. Also sweetheart or my dear.

You look stunning today 'schatzi'.

schatzi by Tht greek guy July 27, 2016

Schatze 

The term is used to relate to fundamental disagreement in a way where you do not reject a person, their beliefs, or values. You fundamentally disagree with them but at the same time respect who they are and what they believe.

John: "I believe 9/11 was an inside job, executed by the deep state"
Jack: "Schatze, my friend"

Schatze by _pegasus_ July 16, 2022

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] 

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] by james104 February 25, 2009

Schatzer 

Rash developed on your genitals after having prolonged sex.

Man, that Schatzer really hurts... But was so worth it!

Schatzer by Rehde926 February 7, 2012

Schatzle 

An annoying asshole.
A person who will eat ANYTHING off the ground.
A person obsessed with a Rubix Cube.
A person who is just a pain in your ass and life.

Shut up, Schatzle!
Don't act like such a Schatzle!
Put that stupid Rubix Cube away, Schatzle!
Schatzle, don't you dare eat that!

Schatzle by Miss sweater February 9, 2017