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Schatze is the older sister we wished we had. She is fiercely protective, fiercely loyal, extremely caring, and she is always willing to help out no matter the cost. She is an amazing friend and is much smarter than most people give her credit for. Super low self esteem and severely misunderstood by many, but she has an amazing personality and is one of the best friends you'll ever have and one of the worst enemies if you cross her.
We all need a Schatze in our lives
Schatze by Briecheeseits September 28, 2018

Schatzkyd 

Verb.

To schatzky someone is the act of sending/or showing a picture of someone to your friend, with the intention of demoralizing and humiliating them.
BOOM! Get schatzkyd.
Schatzkyd by Ricky the goat October 26, 2019

schatje patatje 

is is when someone is so cute you want to contain them in the form of a fried patato and eat them all up.
schatje patatje by Mad-e September 7, 2011
A German term of endearment literally meaning treasure. Also sweetheart or my dear.
You look stunning today 'schatzi'.
schatzi by Tht greek guy July 27, 2016

The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".
That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!
The Schanze by WordMonger March 14, 2005

Schlatze'd

To get drunk beyond a normal amount and behave in a stupid manner. Like shaking a tree and getting arrested or getting kicked out of a basketball arena.
We're going to get Schlatze'd tonight!
Schlatze'd by Gargantula99 May 4, 2010