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Jim Schutze 

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.
“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
Jim Schutze by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019
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Eine geringfügige, ungewollte Defäkation die auftritt, wenn man den analen Sphinkter leicht entspannt um eine Darmblähung zu entlassen.

Ein Kunstwort aus "scheißen" und "furzen".

English: to shart
Als ich mich bückte, um den Golfball aufzuheben, musste ich schurzen und verließ drauf hin unvermittelt den Golfplatz um meine Unterwäsche zu wechseln.
schurzen by BarneyBear July 31, 2014
(shoe-tee) last name that describes the most amazing people you'll ever meet. family parties always have tons of food. and alcohol. and laughter. they pretty much dominate at everything in life and are much more awesome that you could ever hope to be. they also tend to say things that are conceited at times, but they aren't actually self-centered.

often mispronounced as: (shul-tee) (shut-tee) (shut) (shuttle) (shutz) (shitty)
Non-Schutte: Damn, I wish I were as awesome as you are.
Schutte: Of course you do. Everyone does.
Schutte by Kate Schutte June 27, 2008

Schutters 

Beer for good times, guaranteed. 2 euro for 2 liters of beer, is not normal more!
We drank some schutters the other day.
Schutters by BarneyRumbleroner February 6, 2013

schulzed 

"Dude, where's your other shoe?"
"I don't know, I got schulzed last night"
The term is used to relate to fundamental disagreement in a way where you do not reject a person, their beliefs, or values. You fundamentally disagree with them but at the same time respect who they are and what they believe.
John: "I believe 9/11 was an inside job, executed by the deep state"
Jack: "Schatze, my friend"
Schatze by _pegasus_ July 16, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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