Schutte

(shoe-tee) last name that describes the most amazing people you'll ever meet. family parties always have tons of food. and alcohol. and laughter. they pretty much dominate at everything in life and are much more awesome that you could ever hope to be. they also tend to say things that are conceited at times, but they aren't actually self-centered.

often mispronounced as: (shul-tee) (shut-tee) (shut) (shuttle) (shutz) (shitty)

Non-Schutte: Damn, I wish I were as awesome as you are.
Schutte: Of course you do. Everyone does.

by Kate Schutte June 27, 2008

Schutte

Schutte (shoe-tee) is a word that can be substituted for shit.

Yo, you're a real piece of Schutte!
Fired? This is some bullSchutte!
Okay, who took a Schutte in the bathroom and didn't flush? Schuttehead.

by Schuttehead November 3, 2008

Schutt

when you are going to drink alcohol.

Bier is Love.

Schutt is Love

Gemma heite auf an Schutt

by felixlikesman March 9, 2022

schutt

To crash an aircraft almost immediately after takeoff into a mountain

When playing Star Wars:Battlefront, he pulled a schutt.

by STSCAS January 21, 2016

Schutt Butt

A butt crack that has been glued shut with loads of dried semen.

The feeling is similar to the feeling your eyes have when you get pink eye, except in your booty hole. A warm wash cloth will often help soften the semen to open the anus for use again.

That man got raped at the gay bar and his schutt butt is so bad he is crying.

I can't take a shit until I clear up this schutt butt.

by TheRealestAsian February 5, 2017

Nick schutte

Nick is a wombat wanking dingle berry Mong head .with no friends

We all love nick

And Larry loves nick

Omg is that nick schutte - yep it is eww run away quick before he sees us

by Cakefuck123 August 25, 2018

Schutte Special

When one bongs a guinness and a strawberry daiquiri, one after the other.

Rich did four Schutte Specials and passed out in my bed.

by wildcat69 April 15, 2010