schutzed

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.

Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!

by sirensacappella March 12, 2011

Jim Schutze

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.

“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”

by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019

schulzed

past tense of schulzing

"Dude, where's your other shoe?"
"I don't know, I got schulzed last night"

by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005

schütze

A relatively common term (followed by a nick, name etc) used when shouting someone in order to get some attention when eg chatting. Capitalization can also be used.

Schütze "name"!
SCHÜTZE "NAME"!

by Kabelschütze December 14, 2008

schultzed

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.

Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.

by Laser layton October 7, 2014

schutzenfest

A festival of guns and beer, celebrated in many parts of the world.
From the German for 'Shooting Festival'

Geez I got pissed az a maggot at the shitzenface an' I 'ant seen me wife since.

by Beer and Guns is Beut January 9, 2004

Schützen

To be all good

Jack: "What's doing?"
Alan: "We be Schützen"

by TwoLeggedDog July 7, 2021