observer 

is a person who watches people but isn’t a stalker

marget:what is she doing why she staring at everyone
crystal: oh she’s an observer, it’s not creepy at all

observer by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018

Observer 

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

Observer by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018

Observer 

One of the stupidest users of this system.

OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.

Observer by Bush Sux April 19, 2004

observer 

obsession in altruism

brittish daily observer

observer by I am erica oedibush September 30, 2003

Observer 

To look at a subject through multiple personalities, often with the result of contradicting one's self.

Tony#242: "That hockey team sucks. No matter what they do, they'll never, ever be good."

Tony#243: "I agree. It would take at least two trades to make them a winner."

Tony#242: "Woah... I think that I just pulled an observer on myself."

Observer by dark_starr March 11, 2011

Observer Blind Spot Bias

A form of bias affecting even those attempting neutrality, where an observer (a journalist, a reviewer, a judge) subconsciously filters information to only register data that confirms their pre-existing narrative or desired outcome. They believe they're being fair, but their perception has a "spot" that's blind to inconvenient facts. This is especially dangerous because the observer's perceived impartiality lends false credibility to their skewed interpretation.

Example: A journalist covering a polarizing protest aims for neutrality. However, due to Observer Blind Spot Bias, they only see and report on the handful of violent acts by one side, framing the entire event as a riot, while their blind spot prevents them from even noticing the peaceful majority and the provocative actions of police, crafting a "balanced" report that's subtly biased.

Observer Blind Spot Bias by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Designated Observer 

When a friend or bro is responsible for telling his friend or bro what he said and did the night before, when the subject being observed is presumably 'shit-faced' or 'fucked up'.

A Designated Observer may tell his bro about a conversation he had with an attractive female he was trying to 'score with' or 'tap'.

Designated Observer by therealbrofessor February 21, 2010