The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).
(shoe-tee) last name that describes the most amazing people you'll ever meet. family parties always have tons of food. and alcohol. and laughter. they pretty much dominate at everything in life and are much more awesome that you could ever hope to be. they also tend to say things that are conceited at times, but they aren't actually self-centered.
often mispronounced as: (shul-tee) (shut-tee) (shut) (shuttle) (shutz) (shitty)
Non-Schutte: Damn, I wish I were as awesome as you are.
Schutte: Of course you do. Everyone does.