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schulzed 

"Dude, where's your other shoe?"
"I don't know, I got schulzed last night"
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schultzed 

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.
Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.
schultzed by Laser layton October 7, 2014

schutzed 

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.
Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!
schutzed by sirensacappella March 12, 2011

Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus Scharnitz 

Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus Scharnitz is the most beautiful, handsome, smart, rich, strong, tall and sympathetic person you will ever meet. He is everyones bestfriend and he will help you in hard and good times. He also has bitcoin and Mcdonalds shares and is very rich. He also is the most charismatic, sweet and romantic person on the world.
Boran: Hey colin look at that guy, what do you think about him?
Colin: Wow thats such an Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus scharnitz, i would like to be friends with him.
He just sucks dick. Thats all.
OMG, look at him. He is THE most retarded guy of all. Like, he can't even catch a snitch. stupid schulze
schulze by Mr. BaDoink February 24, 2015

scholzed 

to do a little trolling

get scholzed is equivalent to get trolled and can be used under any random circumstance
get scholzed lmao
scholzed by Appleseed John April 11, 2022

Hannah Schulze 

Is a cool person
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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