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A form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them shitty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. Commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to "see how their doin'" and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.

We're taking the new girl in accounting out for a schulzing tonight, wanna go?

schulzing by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005

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schulzing

Ejaculating on the face of one who did not follow directions correctly

I ordered waffles, my waitress brought me French toast, i shall get a group of black bucks to give her a schulzing she'll never forget!

schulzing by SOADkeith August 22, 2012

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Chuck Schuldiner

Chuck was a god, but "In Human Form", and had "Zero Tolerance" for bullshit. He got sick, but not with "Leprosy", and eventually had to "Bite the Pain". He now spends his time "Trapped in a Corner", in "Crystal Mountain", and Chuck's life will always be "A Story to Tell".

R.I.P Chuck.

Chuck Schuldiner passed away in 2001. Rest in Peace.

Chuck Schuldiner by the unknown ones September 21, 2011

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Scholzing

Promising help, but not delivering it.

Yesterday we all were supposed to fix the staircase, but you were scholzing us all day.

Scholzing by Daugvinas May 29, 2022

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Scharzing

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.

1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."

Scharzing by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

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chuck schuldiner

Legendary guitarist of the metal band Death. One of the pioneers of extreme metal.

Chuck passed away in 2001. RIP

chuck schuldiner by matt March 17, 2005

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Chuck Schuldiner

Legendary virtuoso/guitarist from the band Death and Control Denied. He innovated many things in metal, and guitar. He was lightyears ahead of his time, he was such a huge inspiration to everyone that respected amazing music and his death was the greatest blow the metal community has ever recieved.

1967 - 2001 RIP

Guy in Heaven: Whoa is that Chuck Schuldiner?
Angel: Yes.
Guy In Heaven: Hey Chuck!
Chuck Schuldiner: Plays wicked lead.

Chuck Schuldiner by Loki25 December 28, 2005

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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