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Jack: "What's doing?"
Alan: "We be Schützen"
Schützen by TwoLeggedDog July 7, 2021
Words you can keep
Eine geringfügige, ungewollte Defäkation die auftritt, wenn man den analen Sphinkter leicht entspannt um eine Darmblähung zu entlassen.

Ein Kunstwort aus "scheißen" und "furzen".

English: to shart
Als ich mich bückte, um den Golfball aufzuheben, musste ich schurzen und verließ drauf hin unvermittelt den Golfplatz um meine Unterwäsche zu wechseln.
schurzen by BarneyBear July 31, 2014

Jim Schutze 

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.
Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
Jim Schutze by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019

schütze 

A relatively common term (followed by a nick, name etc) used when shouting someone in order to get some attention when eg chatting. Capitalization can also be used.

Schütze "name"!
SCHÜTZE "NAME"!
schütze by Kabelschütze December 14, 2008

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] 

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

schutzed 

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.
Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!
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Schitzen giggles 

To do something for the fun of it, and for no other reason. Condensed version of shits and giggles.
Why did he try to blow open the sewage container, for schitzen giggles, no other reason.
Schitzen giggles by M@$+ErHaxzor! February 7, 2007
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