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to do something clumsy and/or embarrassing somewhere that is fully visible to your friends
Did you see Grant trip going up the stairs to math?

Yeah, he pulled a schutz
schutz by hson-aeroplane June 16, 2011
Words you can keep
The lowest rank in the Third Reich (1920s-1945).
Hans was a Schutz in the Reich's army.
Schutz by Nicolai February 15, 2004
Someone who does't get with women. Scared of females.
"Schutz doesn't talk to girls."
Schutz by RipperMagoo November 6, 2018
A close friend who backstaps his bestfriend. German for "Snake".
"I'm joining the other group bro..." "WOW, DON'T BE A SCHÜTZ"
Schütz by trandollle December 5, 2017

schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.
Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!
schutz swaffel by JonkoXL July 30, 2013

Schutz Staffel 

Schutz Staffel is the epitome of authenticity and compassion. He radiates warmth in every interaction, making everyone around him feel valued and cherished when they deserve it. His words are carefully chosen, reflecting the sincerity of his intentions and the depth of the scenario. Schutz Staffel's genuine care for others is evident in the way he goes about showing his kindness and care. Whether it's a simple gesture or a sincere conversation, he puts his mind into every word and action making sure that his choices reflect the way he treats those close to him. Schutz Staffel is a shining example of what it means to be a real person with genuine thoughts and passion. Regardless of the relationship, Schutz is the most loveable and trustworthy person to have graced many peoples lives. Anyone is able to trust Schutz and believe in his words wholeheartedly. Have confidence in his intentions and feel safe to be vulnerable with him. Being able to trust Schutz means knowing that he will have your best interests at heart and that he will support you through all under his guidance. Although Schutz maintains a sense of being unimpressed to uphold his unique aura of superiority, his impact on those around him is immeasurable and undying.
Schutz Staffel is a shabababadingdong
Schutz Staffel by /throne September 24, 2023
Pronounced as "shoot," and also known as "babby's first shooting game," schüt refers to low-quality first person shooters, with the majority of these found on the Steam storefront. While the intention is grit and angst, the final result is usually a hilarious mess riddled with glitches, poor design choices, and voice acting that's too quiet to be audible (most likely because the developer's mom is in the next room over).
Vinny you binyot; Why you no play schüt games?
schüt by Alacc July 20, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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