scatterpoo
Person 1:Sorry i just did a scatterpoo in your bathroom.
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps
scatterpoo by JASON G.LAW July 4, 2006
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shatterphone
One of the 53% of touchscreen smartphones in use whose displays are spiderwebbed with cracks from being clumsily dropped or, in the case of pre-2011 iPhones, hurled across the room due to AT&T rage.
Hipster 1: Hey, how do we get to Urban Outfitters from here?
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.
shatterphone by chaos5023 October 6, 2011
Scatterbox
The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.
1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.
2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.
2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.
Scatterbox by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004
Scatterlogical
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scooterpoot
scooterpoot by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007
Scattergories
Best board game ever. Where there are 12 lists of topics and a big dice with letters on it and you roll the dice and then start the timer and try and fill in as many of the topics as possible with the rolled letter being the first letter.
Scattergories by le harlot October 2, 2006
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