scatterpoo 

When one takes a dump, and the shit goes all over the place, it is referred to as a scatterpoo.

Person 1:Sorry i just did a scatterpoo in your bathroom.
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps

scatterpoo by JASON G.LAW July 4, 2006

scatterfold 

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up

The pigs are here, scatterfold!

scatterfold by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

shatterphone

One of the 53% of touchscreen smartphones in use whose displays are spiderwebbed with cracks from being clumsily dropped or, in the case of pre-2011 iPhones, hurled across the room due to AT&T rage.

Hipster 1: Hey, how do we get to Urban Outfitters from here?
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.

shatterphone by chaos5023 October 6, 2011

Scatterbox 

The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.

1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.

2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.

Scatterbox by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004

Scatterlogical 

In no particular order, in random sequence.

The names I will be calling will be in scatterlogical order

Scatterlogical by someone elses name not being u February 24, 2012

scooterpoot 

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

scooterpoot by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

Scattergories 

Best board game ever. Where there are 12 lists of topics and a big dice with letters on it and you roll the dice and then start the timer and try and fill in as many of the topics as possible with the rolled letter being the first letter.

A typical Scattergories answer:
Topic: Terms of Endearment
Letter: "a"
Answer: "Asshole"

wait...no!

Scattergories by le harlot October 2, 2006