Soapesque 

(adj.) Relevant to soap operas; Resembling the structure or drama within soap operas.

Girl: ...So I ran away with Jared and now we're staying in a cabin in the woods of Wisconsin.

Woman behind counter: Jesus Christ you're life is so soapesque.

Soapesque by Waren G. Harding April 7, 2010

scatesque 

to be scat like, shitty, crap, etc.

that hair do is very scatesque

scatesque by dev October 26, 2004

Shavesque 

To have one's head shaved in the style of Britney.

"That is a very shavesque haircut, Mary"

Shavesque by Megacide April 22, 2007