Scrotesque

1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.

Oh duuuude, that old man leering at you is scrotesque!

Scrotesque by Valerie February 3, 2005

Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme

2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!

Scrotesque by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004

Scrotesque

a style of persona characterized by repulsive manliness. Bad hygiene expressed through ones daily activities and/or language, all while being aware of ones self and not giving two shits.

Alex just dropped a deuce in that over flowing porta-potty, didn’t think twice about it. Kids’ scrotesque!

Scrotesque by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020

Scrotesque

Feeling old and wrinkly like a scrotum, and gross.

I feel very scrotesque

Scrotesque by Knightlow April 3, 2023

scroteshield

Generally utilized at a bonfire where you happen to be nude and the heat from the fire is too hot to bear, so you pull up the scrotum to protect the penis from the heat.

The heat from the flame was just too much, so Jon had to equip his scroteshield

scroteshield by Opeth79 August 4, 2006

Secretesque 

With The Secret revolutionizing 'optimism' and turning it into the fashionable idea of 'positive thinking', it is about time there was some recognition of the movement. This is where 'secretesque' comes from.

To put it simply, to be secretesque means to incorporate The Secret's concept of positive thinking.

I had a 'secretesque' day today, totally worked!

Secretesque by typesamantha April 16, 2011

scatesque 

to be scat like, shitty, crap, etc.

that hair do is very scatesque

scatesque by dev October 26, 2004