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Joe Scarborough 

Humorless twit who acts as a conservative pundit on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Was also once a talentless congressman. When he is on the show, the routine involves him picking fights and routinely losing them. When he is on vacation, the show generally sails forward as effortlessly entertaining. Rumor has it that he has incriminating photographs of someone high-up at MCNBC and that is why they continue to permit him to spew douchbag rhetoric on air. Has an unhealthy case of man-love for Pat Buchanan, another conservative talking-points blowhard.
Joe Scarborough: The way Jon Stewart undressed Jim Cramer on The Daily Show was most unfair. I do not believe our agendas, I mean viewpoints, should be questioned people. Just listen and accept; that's what I do when I'm given my Republican talking points.

Scarborough Suitcase 

A 12 Pack of Beer.
Canadian Origin - Specifically the Toronto borough of Scarborough.
1970's and 1980's bottled beer came in 12 packs with cardboard handles that stuck out the top - making the package look a lot like a suitcase or toolbox.
Similar phrases - Souix Suitcase - Hammer Suitcase - Big Nickle Suitcase etc.
A term mainly used by hosers.
Lets hit the beer store and pick up a Scarborough Suitcase.

That hoser is on his way to the Bush Party and he's got himself his Scarborough Suitcase.

scarborough middle school 

Scarborough middle school: The home of all the ritch, snobby, inappropriate kids, here’s a tip: stick with the people who love you the most. If your not popular or good looking than Goodluck!!!
Scarborough middle School: “ hey honey did you have a good first day at school?”

Says mom “ are you kidding I got called a slut, horr, And 2 boys were staring at me in class!!”

Scarborough tuxedo 

The combination of a denim jacket, denim shirt, and blue jeans. Named after Scarborough, a suburb of Toronto that is home to many drunks and low-income residents that obliviously tote the style. Pairs well with the Scarborough suitcase.
I can't believe my dad wore a Scarborough tuxedo to the parent-teacher interview. Now the whole class is going to think I'm a redneck.
Scarborough tuxedo by Radiostorm August 25, 2010
to have spent all of oneself's money at starbucks and therefore are broke.
Person 1: Hey want to go shopping?
Person 2: No man, I'm broke because I've gone to Starbucks every day for the past month!
Person 1: Oh... dude... you're starbroke!
starbroke by lalalouf January 3, 2010
n.
1. Drawn-in eyebrows usually done with a Sharpie Brand Marker to replace shaved-off eyebrows. Usually found on gang girls.

Shar-Origin: 1964, from Sandford Ink "Sharpie" Brand Markers

Brow-Origin: bef. 1000; ME browe, OE brû; akin to ON brûn, Skt bhrûs
"La Sad Girl" had her cousin "Pinky" draw on her Sharbrows and now she's walking around looking all surprised and whatnot.

"Chola Girl" got the Sharbrows smacked the hell off of her by "Chicky Loca" when she got jumped-in.
Sharbrows by 524484452 March 20, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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