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Someone who thinks they can act, but in reality sucks. This includes child-stars who have never taken a real acting class, reality show people, most singers, and rappers, comedians, and generally 99% of the people on Youtube.

Most infamous "hacktors" included Gary Coleman, RayJ Norwood, Paris Hilton, the entire cast of 1998 hip-hop movie "Belly", the entire cast of 2004 "Soul Plane", the entire cast of 2005 remake "Bad News Bears", Dustin Diamond, Todd Bridges, Ben Aflack, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ted McGinley, Jeff Conaway, Tony Danza, Madonna, Pia Zodora, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Steven Seagal, Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Lopez, Tom Cruise, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Since kids have no real taste they are totally unaware of the number of "hacktors" that work for Disney channel, and Nickelodeon.

Why does VH1 fill all their I love the 70's, 80's, 90's, and "Best Week Ever" with "hacktors"?
by 524484452 March 14, 2008

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1. Drawn-in eyebrows usually done with a Sharpie Brand Marker to replace shaved-off eyebrows. Usually found on gang girls.

Shar-Origin: 1964, from Sandford Ink "Sharpie" Brand Markers

Brow-Origin: bef. 1000; ME browe, OE brû; akin to ON brûn, Skt bhrûs
"La Sad Girl" had her cousin "Pinky" draw on her Sharbrows and now she's walking around looking all surprised and whatnot.

"Chola Girl" got the Sharbrows smacked the hell off of her by "Chicky Loca" when she got jumped-in.
by 524484452 March 20, 2008

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From New English derived from the has-been hacktor Dustin Diamond.

n. Dust:

1. Something of no worth
2. Debased or despised condition
3. Chiefly British Rubbish readied for disposal

n. Mond - derived from the word Mound

1. A pile

A pile of shit so vile that it serves no known purpose, not even as fertilizer.
That dustmond is so nasty that even Dung Beetles sterilize their bodies after coming within 100 feet of it.

Even a dog raping child molester is a billion times better than a dustmond.

Last one into the septic tank is a worthless dustmond!!!
by 524484452 March 14, 2008

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Foolish phrase used by some to show so-called white superiority. Phrase attributed to the south, and coined during days of slavery. Now sometimes said in a sarcastic manner to people who act as they are superior because of their race.
When Bob threw a nickle into the UNICEF can at the office, and said "Those people should be glad I felt so generous." I said to him "That's mighty white of you ass."
by 524484452 June 02, 2008

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